neighbour came to the door very pissed off cos you'd parked in their parking space. conversation went kind of like this:
(door) bang bang bang bang
(me) er hello?
(neighbour) can you get your bloody mate to move his f ing car?
(me - still dressed in towel) eh?
(neighbour) his car can you get if bloody moved? bloody parking in my bloody space....
(me - still dripping on floor) what?
look out door and see orange exige in next door neighbours space and think - cool car! i'll go get dressed and have a nosey!
(me) sorry man, don't know who's car that is - i was in the bath like!
(neighbour) oh er sorry
(me) no worries, it's a pretty obvious assumption to make.
so if you're parked just outside my house in new stevenston, i think my next door neighbour has just parked behind you blocking you in! but nice car anyway !!
ninja