Campbell (Meatball) on University Ave

tenkfeet · Post by **tenkfeet** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:57 am

Reminds me of a joke .

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt-Naked, holding his "You-Know- what" in his hand.

"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"

meatball · Post by **meatball** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:49 pm

meatball · Post by **meatball** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:16 pm

steve_weegie wrote:is that a call to arms meatball??

so..... anybody up for a night out in Ark next week then

I'm heading out onthe fri.......city centre could be the final destination.....
"time to feel a little fresher"?

dezzy · Post by **dezzy** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:31 pm

I had the pleasure of being in Glasgow Uni union this afternoon for one of my old lecturer's retirement do. I noticed signs for a "foam party" tonight. Was very tempted to hide myself somewhere in the union so they wouldn't kick me out then attend said party!

Then I realised I'd look slightly out of place when I remembered I'm about 10 years older than most freshers!

cla5h · Post by **cla5h** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:47 am

I had the pleasure of being in Glasgow Uni union

Yes, you were spotted (or at least, you car was.)

Post by ed » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:50 am

Loving yer work Campbell!

dezzy · Post by **dezzy** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:07 pm

Scott M wrote: Yes, you were spotted (or at least, you car was.)

My first spotted in the new car!

And it's not even in the Was It You section

D

meatball · Post by **meatball** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:35 pm

dezzy wrote:
Scott M wrote: Yes, you were spotted (or at least, you car was.)
My first spotted in the new car! And it's not even in the Was It You section

D

Eh...yes it is.....

dezzy · Post by **dezzy** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:39 pm

Okay, okay . . .

It's not got its own thread in the Was It You section!

cla5h · Post by **cla5h** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:31 am

Perhaps one of the mods could split this bit off from the rest!