Scottish Elises

Saw the black S2 that is always parked in a permit space just off George Sq today, covered liberally in what looked like chocolate milkshake......



Hope thats all it was. Can't mind if the guys on here or not.....

don't think he's on here but i know exactly the car you mean!

jealousy man, it's the if i can't have it i'm going to waste it for you mentality!

ninja

It always seems to sit there.

Glasgow is not a good place to park Elises in the street, mine was spat on, pizzaboys had fags stubbed out on the roof and chips n cheese smeared on it and now this dudes has got it.

No need....

That really gets on my wick man. I mean, its not like an S1 is an expensive car. The tw*ts motability Zafira his whole family run about in is worth a good bit more.


P.s. No offence to anyone who it claiming legal motability aid

car looks ok this morning so i guess it was just a mc shake!

ninja

Cnuts the lot o them...

Funnily, I've never felt dodgy about leaving the car most places in Glasgow. Never <touch wood> had anything done to it up here. The annoying thing was I got the wing mirror ripped off one night in Troon...

TROON FFS!!!

I mean, the place is stuffed full of coffin dodgers! It was the side parked against the pavement too, so no old codger drove into it....

I get more worried some ned is gonna nick the merc badge off the front of my 700 quid shed!

I regularly park my elise outside my girlfriends flat in govan. Now this is not the best area in the world and the car gets an inordinate amount of attention.

but the worst thing that's happened to it has been a group of 10 or so neds standing around it eating chips and drinking cider talking about how big an engine it's got! not one of them so much as touched the car.

ninja

watched a guy approach then proceed to jump onto and walk over the rear end of my s2. :was how i felt and consequently behaved towards him...he looked quite sore afterwards and my elbows were sore the next day from hitting his face.

i dont normally have violent tendencies but when i think how hard i work every day for other people and how much i love my baby...justice was served

justice was served

Good man, at least you caught him and could serve it.
I had £2ks worth of stuff stolen out my last car - caught nobody..

Im the same, not violent atall. But when it comes to feckers going near stuff I work hard for...

K-Serious wrote:watched a guy approach then proceed to jump onto and walk over the rear end of my s2. :was how i felt and consequently behaved towards him...he looked quite sore afterwards and my elbows were sore the next day from hitting his face.

i dont normally have violent tendencies but when i think how hard i work every day for other people and how much i love my baby...justice was served

good stuff!

ninja

...list of stuff found on my car#

Spit
...so bloody difficult to wipe of the screen..wiper cant handle it!

Milk
...I just take sugar thanks, you feckin numpties

Cat
...neighbour's...difficult to deal with. Action taken: approached neighbour politely stated what was going on. No reaction. Happened again, two kilos of fur stuck to feckin canvas. Phoned cops to find out rights...absolutely SFA. Cats can do what they like basically. Not on my car...approached neighbour and said they'll have a bill for new roof due to stretching or tearing, or a dead cat. Cops in my kitchen half elevn that night...bollocks. Cat wins.

Anyway managed to get direct hit at cat with power hose ha ha aha ah a was laughin my head off for a whole day. Havent seen it since...