Bonnet is stuck down, I know you can get into the bonnet realease via the rhs wheel arch, but can't be arsed ripping off wheel and trim and crawling about on wet leaves in the tiny space I have at side of car.
Battery is totally flat.

Saw a ciggy lighter charge thing online. I already have a trickle battery charger, and a cig plug-in thing from something surplus to requirements.(by surplus to requirements, I mean it's easier than rolling about on the ground in winter)
Question is this - provided I get polarity correct, can I charge the battery indirectly through the cig lighter without setting fire to the car, and would the ignition switch need to be on for the charge to work ?
(as the cig power doesn't come on unless switch is on)
I know it's lazy, and a bit rough, but if I can get it to start, I can move it and get easier access.
Pushing isn't an option...