After a bit of pushing & pulling (by Robin... someone had to steer!) we got the car hooked up to his camper wagon and towed back to his garage.
Turns out the fuse to the fuel pump was blown. When replacing, we got a spare 10A fuse out of the front box and then we were laughing. Prob was, that the 10 that should've been in at the fuel pump was actually a 20A ... so the pump has blown something twice the current it ought to have!
So, it appears that I may have a fuel pump issue - given the fact there was a 20A where a 10A should've been, it sounds like someone in the past may have been fecked off at a constant state of fuse replacement and doubled the rating.
Has anyone else had a similar problem, or heard of a similar problem? It seems fine now, but is bloody typical with a walshy day booked for Friday. In the meantime, I'll stock up on 10A fuses and get used to popping a new one in.... I hear fitting a new pump is expensive