Yellowish (hasn't been washed for a year).
T-plate so 98 or 99.
40k miles-ish (low for the year in other words)
Pax electric window doesn't work (not the fuse, so I gave up)
Rear wiper doesn't work (again, not the fuse so I gave up)
Driver's door-lock doesn't work but it has an aftermarket remote-locking fitted so that doesn't matter.
Pax seat doesn't slide back or forward.
It could do with new wiper blades.
Otherwise, mechanically very sound and needs nothing doing. Fresh MOT till Dec 08 (passed with flying colours).
Some service history, although I've only done a few k miles in this in the last year and I'm lazy so it hasn't had a service for 18 months at least. It's booked in for an oil-change and a once over so should offer peace of mind. Seriously, it has an easy life and there's nothing needs doing.
We bought it as a throw-away 3 years ago for Victoria to learn to drive it and to crash if she wished. She succeeded in the driving bit, but thankfully not the crashing bit. It's had an easy life since we've had it pottering to Tesco and back twice a week.

Anyone SEer who has a use for it (offspring learning to drive needing a first car or a winter shed?) can collect it for free from Sheffield, or may consider DB9 + cash.

Graeme