Buy the shed

thinfourth · Post by **thinfourth** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:01 pm

Yes the shed is for sale

A car that has a great history of being used as somewhere to put stuff. Has had a staring role in tut towers and mexitowers. Famous within the SE crowd

Fast reliable (apart from the odd funny noise).

Really good at towing big heavy things around the country and running on chipfat.

Capable of 0 to 60

Only one old wine cork used to keep it running

Comes with a free roll of duct tape and a big hammer

Some unique features the continuous oil replacement system (it falls out the bottom and you put fresh stuff in the top) And anti tailgating smoke system

Can transport 4 people in complete squaller

BMW 325 TDS (S for sport you know) 170,000 miles and gaining. Full service history (well of all the service the last guy did). Regularly cleaned (well the last guy did). No expense spared in its servicing (well by someone). many new parts (thanks dad) One careful owner (then me). Full electric pack and some of it still works

price a completely negotiable but willing to swap for a decent petrol lawn mower,

Post by **Shug** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:05 pm

You're fcuk joking....

Boat anchor mate, that's all it's good for

Baggy · Post by **Baggy** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:09 pm

Dear sir

Can you guarantee the mileage as genuine?

thinfourth · Post by **thinfourth** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:13 pm

Baggy wrote:Dear sir

Can you guarantee the mileage as genuine?

yes it has genuinely starship milage

look a fiver and it is yours but i'm not giving you a tenner to take it

thinfourth · Post by **thinfourth** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:16 pm

Shug wrote:You're f**k joking....

Boat anchor mate, that's all it's good for

i object to that comment

Anyway anchors normally have at least one solid bit to attach the chain to

Andy G · Post by **Andy G** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:21 pm

todays most amusing post surely

Stephen · Post by **Stephen** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:28 pm

Moon buggy!!

Post by **Shug** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:39 pm

Andy G wrote:todays most amusing post surely

I genuinly laughed like a loon when I read it...

GregR · Post by **GregR** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:44 pm

Pics please

Post by **Shug** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:47 pm

thinfourth · Post by **thinfourth** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:52 pm

I did my first track session in that at a Hot hatch day at knockhill

Some twonk in a nova ran into the back of it (ain't towbars great) braking for the hairpin and he then got stuffed up the rear by a golf bits of fibreglass everywhere and the BMW survived unscathed after killing two hot hatchs

mckeann · Post by **mckeann** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:57 pm

if someone buys his for a fiver, then they can have a free seat ibiza. they're a match made in heaven

GregR · Post by **GregR** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:05 pm

mckeann wrote:if someone buys his for a fiver, then they can have a free seat ibiza. they're a match made in heaven

isn't that rusted solid Neil?

mckeann · Post by **mckeann** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:20 pm

not yet, but my parents want it moved off there driveway before it is.

I moved out 3 years ago and still dump my wrecks there

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:24 pm

Aren't there some companies about that will pay you to take your junkers away??