Just found the details of the Balmoral story, so at the risk of boring you, I will just finish that one as it leads into a couple more.
We moved to Old Deer in '95, and Thor was then one year old. We had a black Montego estate, and he liked to travel in it, and also lie in the back of it in the drive. We have a lovely old Village Church, which hosts most of the weddings and funerals.
I used to take Thor for a long walk everyday in Aden Park, the entrance being just down the road next to the Church, and in the first year on the usual walk, there was a funeral on, and the hearse was outside the Church, back door open, with the bearers just coming out of the church carrying the coffin. Need I go on?
Thor promptly dashes across and jumps into the back of what looks a little like our estate car. I just manage to get him out and disappear through the park gate before they reached the hearse. Needless to say we have never been invited for tea with the Rector who lives opposite us.
The second time he showed me up was a couple of years later, again into the Park for a walk, but this was on the day that Prince Charles was visiting Aden to open the new Heritage Centre. (Old Deer is actually famous for being the birthplace of the "Book of Deer", AD 800, the oldest known example of written Gaelic). However there was a combined police/Army unit stopping the public from entering the park, which displeased me. Knowing the place backwards, I went to the top end, and over the wall, then through the wood to the large field where the dog training area was. About a third the way down, two Army Lynx helicopters came swooping in overhead, and one pulled off and landed in the middle of the field. I thought he was coming by car, straight to the Heritage Centre, but for secrecy they never publish details, and they had two LZ's there, complete with Jaguar cars, which they decide on at the last minute.
So it lands about 100yds ahead, and Charles gets out, but Thor has never seen a helicopter before, though no excuse as it looks nothing like a Montego estate. Also he had never seen a man in a kilt with what looked like a rabbit hanging from his waist, so he takes off. Fortunately he is pretty well trained by now, and I stop him with a shout, but not before a section of armed troops leap out from the trees and leg it towards us. I still think that the Major wished he had shot us as he was foaming at the mouth, but Charles took it in good humour, and we had met before. His Equerry was an RAF Officer, an old friend from Oman days, and he had invited me along to a couple of Mess functions that his boss had thrown.
This leads on to picking up Zara at Balmoral. Bens mother, Sandy Watson, was supposed to be picking her up from the Castle to bring her home for the weekend, as it was Bens 18th birthday, and we had laid on a large bash for all his and Zaras Gordonstoun schoolfriends, and what a bunch of well spoken, beer swigging, pot smoking, kids they were.
However she phoned me in a panic to say that her car would not start, so could I pick Zara up as she already knew me. It was a family gathering at Balmoral, so she gave them my details, and arranged clearance for me through Security and into the grounds. All went well, and I parked outside the front and waited for her. This is when Princess Anne returned from the walk with her dogs, and did not know that I was substituting for Sandy and picking up her daughter. And I did not realise that I would be getting out of the car, so was wearing the usual tracksuit bottom and bare feet. I explained what had happened, and despite my appearance, she asked me in to wait for Zara. And of course they were all there apart from the Queen and Duke who had not yet arrived, great grand-mother, Charles, Andrew, Edward, William and Harry. Zara introduced me and assured them that she was safe with me, but then Charles told them that we had met before and told them the story of Thor.
They had a good laugh, then came out to say goodbye. The boys thought the Elise was cool, it was in better nick back then, not sure about the elders, but I survived it intact. It was a great weekend, but after Zara telling all her friends that she had never been driven so fast before, I had to take them for a spin around the local roads, and miss some drinking time.
Unfortunately I have no photos, one of the stipulations laid down by Zara and her parents, but here is one of Thor for those of you that have not met him.
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