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Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 5:03 pm
by H8OAG
Gail says I need to get a job after spending weeks tracking/haggling down Holly's new car
2010 Mini First 1.6 (75BHP) - With the following extras
Cooper S Bonnet/Front Panel
Cooper S Spots
Cooper S Roof Spoiler
Cooper S Rear Panel
Cooper S sills
Cooper S Exhaust
18" Wheels
215 40 18 Tyres
Lowered and stiffened JCW suspension
Brembo Callipers /Discs
Full Leather interior
More chrome "Bling" than Jay z
mini1 by
IAINB2007, on Flickr
mini2 by
IAINB2007, on Flickr
mini3 by
IAINB2007, on Flickr
mini4 by
IAINB2007, on Flickr
All the work was carried out by the previous OAP owner for reasons I am not quite sure of.........
Makes for something a bit different?

Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 5:13 pm
by graeme
Ahhh, 75bhp explains a lot! I thought it was a proper Cooper S, and Holly was selling her horse to buy a month's insurance.

Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 11:31 pm
by campbell
Thought you were off your rocker.
Til I realised you simply stiffed the poor suffering prev owner. Neat.
You ARE superdad, Dad.
MINIs eh. Kids love em.
Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 7:16 am
by H8OAG
Rollerskate Campbell!
Already eying up a superchip for later on in ownership

Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 7:27 am
by campbell
Plug n play ownership. Clever

Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:21 am
by Mike Scib
Do I not remember reading in Evo a few years back that the Mini One and Cooper have the same engine bar the map?
I have the bluefin in my BMW, works well.
Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:20 am
by graeme
Yup. The only difference seems to be that the map won't allow fully open throttle on the One, but does on the Cooper, which means they're much the same to drive normally until you floor it, then the Cooper makes a few more horses at higher revs.
Source: various forum discussions. I've not driven either.
Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 1:00 pm
by j2 lot

That looks very tidy.
Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 2:28 pm
by woody
Looks the part Ian.

As you say one/cooper power shouldn't be an issue in future either.
Time for an SE MINI lovers thread?

Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 4:46 pm
by H8OAG
woody wrote:Looks the part Ian.

As you say one/cooper power shouldn't be an issue in future either.
Time for an SE MINI lovers thread?

Woody
"Camp" Weekends as well.......................I can see WankR trading in his Ghey GTI for a more Macho Mini pretty soon

Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 6:56 pm
by mwmackenzie
campbell wrote:
MINIs eh. Kids love em.
Really doesn't read well Campbell

Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 7:30 pm
by campbell
Big kid at heart anyway Mark!
Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:54 pm
by Fluoxetine
Holly really needs a set of these fitting to her car for added bling...
(I'm not sure what's happened to me since I bought my miNi... #hairdresserfaction

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Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:11 am
by campbell
OOOOOH.
Wish I hadn't spent all my pocket money on gangsta rims now, Rossyboy!
Wait til I show Lisa...
But a pair of Autobulbs LED sidelight bulbs will do a fair approximation in the meantime

Re: Mini Ha Ha
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:31 am
by H8OAG
Very Nice Ross
Handy for Oulton ?
Full Service at Grassicks. - £0.97
Loving this 5 yrs free servicing
The charge was for a plastic clip broken by previous owner
(when fitting eibach coilovers and cooper s.shockies )