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Post by jj » Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:15 pm

You should have seen the woman that came to do ours a few months back, she looked like one of the characters from little britain Image

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Post by Dominic » Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:42 pm

Loving your style! Take out the padded seat too, find some good hard seats :wink:

How much of the paperwork is relevant? :roll: :wink:
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Post by jj » Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:57 pm

you better label them up correctly to help her out :lol:

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Post by Lawrence » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:03 pm

I just put ours off for 2 months, and they said ok ;)

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Post by ed » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:17 pm

jj wrote:you better label them up correctly to help her out :lol:

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Post by woody » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:24 pm

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Post by Andy G » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:31 pm

could be worse mate - The VAT inspection hadn't started well as our accounts system ha a bug which made a mockery of the VAT payments we'd sent!

Go that sorted...then

i got raided by Ofcom while in the middle of a VAT inspection!

The barsteward (ofcom) sent 5 guys to collect one little box containing 12 ipod fm transmitters!

Prior and since then I've had a great relationship with Ofcom....but they fell off the Xmas card list that day :D
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Post by rossybee » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:28 pm

JJ - :lol:
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Post by Scotty C » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:13 pm

jj

you did not have a box with "entertaining receipts" :wink:

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Post by jj » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:12 pm

Scotty C wrote:jj

you did not have a box with "entertaining receipts" :wink:

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Do strippers and saunas give VAT receipts? Are their services even VAT qualifying? :shock: :lol:

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Post by rossybee » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:57 pm

I know of someone who put his "dances" on Switch :lol:

His OH wasn't best pleased when perusing the bank statement :shock:
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Post by Derek » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:32 pm

rossybee wrote:I know of someone who put his "dances" on Switch :lol:

His OH wasn't best pleased when perusing the bank statement :shock:
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Post by rossybee » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:40 am

Derek wrote:
rossybee wrote:I know of someone who put his "dances" on Switch :lol:

His OH wasn't best pleased when perusing the bank statement :shock:
:oops:
Guilty? :shock:
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Post by Karen » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:27 pm

rossybee wrote:
Derek wrote:
rossybee wrote:I know of someone who put his "dances" on Switch :lol:

His OH wasn't best pleased when perusing the bank statement :shock:
:oops:
Guilty? :shock:
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Post by ed » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:31 pm

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