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Post by simon » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:25 am

woody wrote:The pinkie is NOT any easy start when it comes to chopping things off. Try it yourself :wink:
My dad did it about 2 months ago, said it fcuking hurt and there was lots of blood! He used a hedge trimmer if that helps you! :)

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Post by woody » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:05 am

I used a peugeot 306.....Back in the days when I used to drive like J33ama

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Post by Jamie84 » Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:03 am

unlucky , Ive never had the pleasure of driving such a shed :lol:

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Post by rossybee » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:38 pm

pete wrote:We are all great drivers, all of us*, can we just end the thread there.

Pete

*Except you, and you over there lurking at the back, and you, yes you the elderly chap with the Honda, and you, and you with the Orange car, and definitely you with the Golf and all of you who have ever crashed, and you, and you.

And me.
Thank f*ck I'm not on that list

















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Post by rossybee » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:46 pm

PhilA wrote:i remembered what i wanted to say :D

no!
wait
damn
its gone again :(
Likewise Phil, I forgot too, so I may as well go & change my pad, maybe pluck some grey pubes whilst I'm down there....
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Post by rossybee » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:48 pm

BiggestNizzy wrote:
shooomer wrote:
Andy G wrote: what a sh*t day :(
I am a poof :P
and windscreen/sides/heater. :)
WTF are they?

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Post by rossybee » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:49 pm

Oh, and finally, is the popcorn finished?
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Post by EliseR » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:49 pm

rossybee wrote:Oh, and finally, is the popcorn finished?
I have a bag here if you want some....

/throws bag.
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Post by AllyY » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:32 pm

BiggestNizzy wrote: ...... tell them their dominant hands thumb is next.
Think in most cases you'd have to explain the meaning of "dominant" :)
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Post by BiggestNizzy » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:39 pm

AllyY wrote:
BiggestNizzy wrote: ...... tell them their dominant hands thumb is next.
Think in most cases you'd have to explain the meaning of "dominant" :)
ok the hand you hold the knife to stab people
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Post by rossybee » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:08 pm

AllyY wrote:
BiggestNizzy wrote: ...... tell them their dominant hands thumb is next.
Think in most cases you'd have to explain the meaning of "dominant" :)
Just ask the wife :wink:
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Post by mac » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:15 pm

Some of the previous posts made me recall Corinthians 13:11.

Perhap all of us could apply this before acting/posting.



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Post by VXJON » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:18 pm

mac wrote:Some of the previous posts made me recall Corinthians 13:11.

Perhap all of us could apply this before acting/posting.



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Post by meatball » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:22 pm

:ROFL

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Post by Skyenet » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:09 pm

mac wrote:Some of the previous posts made me recall Corinthians 13:11.

Perhap all of us could apply this before acting/posting.
Corinthians 13:11

" When I was a child, I used to speak like a child, think like a child, reason like a child; when I became a man, I did away with childish things. "

Have any of us done away with childish things ? My Elise was the biggest toy I ever owned.

As I mentioned in earlier in this thread, I don't do Religion
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