Just got a reply from Fife council: Cleansing (?) have said that Transportation (??) responded at 1800 on the 9th Sep, which, as luck would have it, was 10 minutes before my gf had her crash...

her proof being the 999 call she made at 1815 and the 2 off duty cops that very kindly stopped to help (Thank you!) Everyone else just drove past!
Curious that it took less than 10 mins to clear up... or not.
The damage will cost around £120 for the wheel and tyre and another £60+vat for a 4 wheel align.
[engage sharp pen] Dear Fife council...........