Why I do not live in London anymore

Post by **Shug** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:25 pm

jke11y wrote:She looks filthy.

Correct.

Sanjoy - number. Chop chop.......

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:25 pm

Shug wrote:
jke11y wrote:She looks filthy.
Correct.

Sanjoy - number. Chop chop.......

You want Sanjoy's number?

Post by **Shug** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:27 pm

RICHARDHUMBLE wrote:
Shug wrote:
jke11y wrote:She looks filthy.
Correct.

Sanjoy - number. Chop chop.......
You want Sanjoy's number?

Yes. I like large men.

(hence never calling you any more)

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:28 pm

SHe was single and I reckon could suck a golf ball through garden hose.

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:29 pm

Post by **Shug** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:29 pm

Sanjoy wrote:SHe was single and I reckon could suck a golf ball through garden hose.

Do you need a diagram?

SEND ME HER FACKING NUMBER, THEN!!!

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:30 pm

Chrome off a trailer hitch?

Post by ed » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:31 pm

i reckon shed be up for giving it a go!

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:46 pm

Shug wrote:
Sanjoy wrote:SHe was single and I reckon could suck a golf ball through garden hose.
Do you need a diaphragm?
![/size]

Doubt it.

Post by **Shug** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:50 pm

shooomer wrote:
Shug wrote:
Sanjoy wrote:SHe was single and I reckon could suck a golf ball through garden hose.
Do you need a diagram?

SEND ME HER FACKING NUMBER, THEN!!!

oi, you're spoken for! I'm newly single and vulnerable

She would break you.... break you like a twig.

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:53 pm

Not accurate as he is in his socks and she has shoes on.

tut · Post by **tut** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:12 pm

Please someone explain to me why in blue movies, and even some films, the naked man is wearing socks?

Looks bloody ridiculous, and I have it on authority from numerous women that it is a big turn off for them.

Before I became tut, my nickname was flash, nothing to do with of course that all I had to whip off was t-shirt and track suit bottom.

tut

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:17 pm

This thread is going to run.

douglasgdmw · Post by **douglasgdmw** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:15 pm

Plus in Blue movies there was always a white zit on the rear of the "actor/actress"

Could someone not be bother to apply some make up ?

Flash - in and out in 2 seconds

Reminds me of the joke with wonder woman/invisible man and superman

rossybee · Post by **rossybee** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:25 am

RICHARDHUMBLE wrote:Chrome off a trailer hitch?

Suck the fart outta a donkey?

BTW, why do older peeps call them "blue movies" ROFPMSL