I was driving along by the hermitage in edinburgh in spaced out traffic at 30mph. I never speed in town. Round the corner up near braids road and some silly middle aged bint with 3 dogs in tow decides to cross in front of me at a very slow pace. Now I had to brake, not even that hard, but had to come to a complete standstill at which point I expected some sort of "my bad judgement" apology hand signal - instead I get a torrent of abuse "slow down" and the like, hand waving. After a rather sh*t day at work I was not amused and displayed this to her.
I would have run that fcuk over if I didn't like dogs so much!

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