Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

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Post by rossybee » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:11 pm

r10crw wrote:
rossybee wrote:This kind of talk sums up why I won't buy a bike :lol:
Yep, bikes scare me silly.
Wasnt until having a little shot of a little CBR that I realised how much of a girl I am, 4 wheels for me thank you very much.
Years ago I got a shot of a heavily tuned (bigger capacity, some fancy italian racing carb etc) Vespa T5 with the manual 1st, neutral, 2nd, 3rd, 4th twist gearchange, and it was possibly the least in control of any moving vehicle I've ever "controlled"....and that includes the one and only time I rode a horse :blackeye
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Post by flyingscot68 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:56 pm

It's those daft little wheels. Horrible!
Try a real bike, still scary but feels much safer.
Horses scare me, no brakes, no off switch, and the last time I was in one it reached back and bit my foot!

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Post by bertieduff » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:44 pm

I think standard procedure is to be on the horse, rather than in it.

Might explain the bite :sex
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Post by flyingscot68 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:13 pm

Lol. Bloody iPhone.

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Post by Noops » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:35 am

rossybee wrote:
r10crw wrote:
rossybee wrote:This kind of talk sums up why I won't buy a bike :lol:
Yep, bikes scare me silly.
Wasnt until having a little shot of a little CBR that I realised how much of a girl I am, 4 wheels for me thank you very much.
Years ago I got a shot of a heavily tuned (bigger capacity, some fancy italian racing carb etc) Vespa T5 with the manual 1st, neutral, 2nd, 3rd, 4th twist gearchange, and it was possibly the least in control of any moving vehicle I've ever "controlled"....and that includes the one and only time I rode a horse :blackeye
Most things Italian are possibly brilliant but flawed..... :wink and I also include the horse. :roll: . Having a pony atm is a Fekin eye opener :shock: ,everyday I walk into the yard there's some sort of drama :roll: . This horse doesn't like this box or that however if you kick the Shetland out of that box it will stand in that one without kicking the place down.....I'm learning about that if pony doesn't doesn't want to be caught never mind come in you have to bribe the swine. They kick,bite,sh*t, men seem to have no control over them YET woman seem to have :|

There is sh*t to shovel piss to mop up:roll: and if your brave try lifting a leg to look at a foot sorry hoof as they call it to get shot of stones and crud .

Give me a bike anytime ......mind you Ava loves her pony so what can I do :?:
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Post by Noops » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:39 am

bertieduff wrote:I think standard procedure is to be on the horse, rather than in it.

Might explain the bite :sex
Aint nice a horse bite, been bit twice so far. :shock:
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Post by Noops » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:48 am

flyingscot68 wrote:Where can you hire a Busa and and ZZR1400 ?
Any plans to try a sports bike?
I'm hoping after today's chat Saltire Suzuki will supply me with a new Busa to try out for a couple of days :wink:
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Post by rossybee » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:31 am

Noops wrote:
rossybee wrote:
r10crw wrote:Yep, bikes scare me silly.
Wasnt until having a little shot of a little CBR that I realised how much of a girl I am, 4 wheels for me thank you very much.
Years ago I got a shot of a heavily tuned (bigger capacity, some fancy italian racing carb etc) Vespa T5 with the manual 1st, neutral, 2nd, 3rd, 4th twist gearchange, and it was possibly the least in control of any moving vehicle I've ever "controlled"....and that includes the one and only time I rode a horse :blackeye
Most things Italian are possibly brilliant but flawed..... :wink and I also include the horse. :roll: . Having a pony atm is a Fekin eye opener :shock: ,everyday I walk into the yard there's some sort of drama :roll: . This horse doesn't like this box or that however if you kick the Shetland out of that box it will stand in that one without kicking the place down.....I'm learning about that if pony doesn't doesn't want to be caught never mind come in you have to bribe the swine. They kick,bite,sh*t, men seem to have no control over them YET woman seem to have :|

There is sh*t to shovel piss to mop up:roll: and if your brave try lifting a leg to look at a foot sorry hoof as they call it to get shot of stones and crud .

Give me a bike anytime ......mind you Ava loves her pony so what can I do :?:
"My" horse kept farting.

Nice feature for a sports car, less so for a cuddy.
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Post by Victor Meldrew » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:45 am

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Post by mwmackenzie » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:01 pm

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Post by Victor Meldrew » Sun Apr 03, 2016 3:19 am

So.. some of us are still up and about..
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Post by Dominic » Sun Apr 03, 2016 7:42 am

It's back! The thread that never dies,... Or sleeps!
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Post by rossybee » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:41 am

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Post by Victor Meldrew » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:16 am

Seems only fair to bump this one back up to the top again. Noops and I had a cracking night out in Edinburgh last week with Exige Ken who was over visiting from the States.

He is doing well and looking well....

A good time was had by all....
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Post by steve_weegie » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:46 am

Nearly 11 years since post #1 on this thread, back in those halcyon days of SE :)

Glad you guys had fun! Has noops still got an elise, or is he now fully converted to 2 wheels or 4 hooves?

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