For those on the pull this Xmas season

Andy G · Post by **Andy G** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:34 am

The wingman is arguably the noblest creature to ever step into a barroom.
Who else, with cavalier disregard for his personal reputation, is so willing to throw himself upon the cruel mercies of a brazen man-hater, just so his buddy can hook up with a sorority girl with big gazongas? Who else, with just a hint of a grimace, will selflessly dirty dance with a creature so hideous that no amount of hard liquor will wash the stain from his memory? Who else, especially if heâ€™s loaded to the gills, will stand in the deepest depths of hell just so a pal can climb up his back into hook-up heaven?
Whose sterling motto is, â€œYou are going to so owe me, dude.â€

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:13 pm

Ed can comment on my skills in this dept

Post by ed » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:24 pm

What your hopeless, deluded and they think you are a chutney ferret?!

Post by **Shug** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:13 pm

ed wrote:What your hopeless, deluded and they think you are a chutney ferret?!

One can only imagine the quality of the Brumhildas that you generate, judging by your previous form in Bettys......

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:19 pm

ed wrote:What your hopeless, deluded and they think you are a chutney ferret?!

That is legendary WM tactics!

Post by ed » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:28 pm

Shug wrote:
ed wrote:What your hopeless, deluded and they think you are a chutney ferret?!
One can only imagine the quality of the Brumhildas that you generate, judging by your previous form in Bettys......

dont get me started shugalug!

How fit was she sanj?!

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:31 pm

You would have f'ing owed me if you could have mustered some chat for her. Fitter than the other WM moment in Opal with the big hair one.

Post by ed » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:02 pm

! sanj, i believe you were quite drunk and she really wasnt that fit!

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:22 pm

ed wrote:! sanj, i believe you were quite drunk and she really wasnt that fit!

If we are talking about the one who ended up giving you her number and sprayed apple perfume in my face, she was hot.

tut · Post by **tut** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:25 pm

bloody amateurs...........

tut

SteveBanks · Post by **SteveBanks** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:33 pm

"paired with a tragically less attractive friend (the cock blocker)"