Dickhead of the day.......again.

[Clarkie]

Never a dull moment in here Get well soon mate

[Stu160]

Sorry to hear that Tut,sure you will fit and well again soon and whipping all the youngsters on track

Stu

[point n squirt]

I,ve got to throw biscits into the boot to get my dogs in but it is alot safer. Get well soon

[Lazydonkey]

Get well soon Tut

[Scotty C]

Was on the phone to the old man for 1/2 an hour when he posted.

He seems ok but maybe that was the drugs, his story of his day had me in tears with laughter.

Take care I will try and get up to see you next week ( I have a large collection of mags for you )

[AJT]

Bad luck, get well soon

[tut]

Thanks Scotty. However his laughter was at yesterdays fall not todays.

Some of you may know that part of my disability is occasional incontinence. I was on the phone in the kitchen when the need hit, so ran for the bathroom, but was too late. I was already pulling my tracksuit down with one hand, other hand under the bum, then tripped on the step upto the toilet, fell heavily on my elbow and cut and bruised it, but worse of all, unlike today where I was lying in white snow, this time it was in the brown stuff.

Thank goodness nobody else was in the house, and Khan was in the garden.

tut

[Sanjøy]

Silly bugger, still got a login for mt ftp serve to pull off movies / New statesman crud ?

Get well soon

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/2724 ... ging-Nurse

[VXJON]

Thanks Scotty. However his laughter was at yesterdays fall not todays.

Some of you may know that part of my disability is occasional incontinence. I was on the phone in the kitchen when the need hit, so ran for the bathroom, but was too late. I was already pulling my tracksuit down with one hand, other hand under the bum, then tripped on the step upto the toilet, fell heavily on my elbow and cut and bruised it, but worse of all, unlike today where I was lying in white snow, this time it was in the brown stuff.

Thank goodness nobody else was in the house, and Khan was in the garden.

tut

[Brian J]

Thanks Scotty. However his laughter was at yesterdays fall not todays.

Some of you may know that part of my disability is occasional incontinence. I was on the phone in the kitchen when the need hit, so ran for the bathroom, but was too late. I was already pulling my tracksuit down with one hand, other hand under the bum, then tripped on the step upto the toilet, fell heavily on my elbow and cut and bruised it, but worse of all, unlike today where I was lying in white snow, this time it was in the brown stuff.

Thank goodness nobody else was in the house, and Khan was in the garden.

tut

Sorry to hear about your bad luck - but this story made worse by you living in such a bl**dy gigantic house - in our wee flat you would easily make it to the loo....

Best wishes for speedy recovery, Brian J

[LittleMorvy]

Hope you get better soon tut

[heds]

Sounds horrible tut , hope it heals quickly

[Victor Meldrew]

I remember you saying that they threatened to take away the disabled badge but isnt this a little extreme... Get well soon old man.. expecting to see some mega post whoring over the next few weeks

[woody]

Only you Tut.

Get well soon old boy.

[Mikie711]

Get well soon fella, wish you a speedy recovery.

Mike