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Post by caleebra » Thu May 12, 2005 12:12 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium.
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Post by Derek » Tue May 17, 2005 9:52 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my

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Post by Gareth » Wed May 18, 2005 10:30 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry

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Post by Shug » Wed May 18, 2005 1:22 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non
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Post by caleebra » Wed May 18, 2005 6:01 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated
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Post by Cal » Wed May 18, 2005 8:05 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device

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Post by Gareth » Thu May 19, 2005 9:38 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

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Post by Shug » Thu May 19, 2005 1:52 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked
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Post by Derek » Thu May 19, 2005 2:49 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of

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Post by Shug » Thu May 19, 2005 3:16 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde
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Post by Gareth » Thu May 19, 2005 4:34 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys :shock:

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Post by Cal » Thu May 19, 2005 4:38 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire ..........

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Post by caleebra » Mon May 23, 2005 5:50 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him
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Post by Gareth » Fri May 27, 2005 10:46 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed

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Post by caleebra » Fri May 27, 2005 5:11 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada.
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