I need a "Special Talent"

Post by ed » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:04 pm

Dave, come over to the burg and ill teach you shotguns!

minkypotglory · Post by **minkypotglory** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:11 pm

dito,

Mr Spook · Post by **Mr Spook** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:14 pm

(While pulling jacket over other shoulder) Only shutguns I can think of is Showbiz Shotguns by Two Lone Swordsmen on Warp.

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:15 pm

not sure that would go down too well on radio though.....

Thanks for the offer... but the last time I went to meet you for a drink Ed... I got a speeding ticket!!! .... so it must be your fault!!!

Gimme £60 and pretend you were driving my car !!!!

Post by ed » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:28 pm

Its more a party trick really.

Didnt think they could use their scameras at night! Surely it was on the way in.

Surely the huge contract will make up for it!

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:22 am

Mr Spook wrote:(While pulling jacket over other shoulder) Only shutguns I can think of is Showbiz Shotguns by Two Lonely Swordsmen on Warp.

Slightly worrying picture that.

Ed and Dave, two lonely swordsmen.. oo err!!

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:00 pm

update........

was planning on not going to this thing tonight.... not really in a rush to make a full of myself on national radio (again!)....

but.....

just had a call from Laura herself.... and she made me promise to come.....

arghh..... so I really need to think of what I can do to impress her now....

hhhheeeeellllllpppppp!!!!!!!

Dave.

Post by **Shug** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:06 pm

Compose a short rap. Containing the phrases:

"...cos I'm the one for-a"

"...you won't be a' bore-a'd"

Rhyming with Laura, see?

And put on your best shades and AliG wes'side accent. Foolproof mate, foolproof.

<honestly not wanting to p*ss myself laughing in the car at Dave, nooooo>

Post by **Shug** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:07 pm

Alternatively....

Pull your pockets inside out, go for your flys and ask if she'd like to see an elephant?

GregR · Post by **GregR** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:19 pm

when (and what channel's) this on?

Post by **Shug** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:22 pm

Scott Mills, Radio 1

Afternoons (drive time slot) Think it's 4pm-7pm. If it's tonight, he's going, the results will probably air on Monday

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1 for info....

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:26 pm

bunch of fcuk cnut.... thanks for the support...!!!!

Post by **Shug** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:00 pm

Dude, I'm serious.... I mean, what else you got?

Rag_It · Post by **Rag_It** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:49 pm

They have been posting the best and the worst guys online at radio 1 - needless to say will be watching quite closely!

Dave

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:42 pm

is he actually going to glasgow tonight to see this girl laura??

dave you are a mad, mad bas*ard

The country will laugh(i'm sure a few of us will as well)

good luck mate, i think you're going to need it