
Span off on a level dry gentle ish LH, took out a road sign (Put an end to the crash structure) and rattled down a 2' bank of fcukoff big pointy rocks (Fcuked up the backend) and through a wire fence (rusty wire had a go at sawing through the LHS windscreen surround and took out the front clam) Spinning all the way. He was shaken but mostly unhurt. A paramedic on his way home from KH had stopped and a big fellow in a vectra. Stayed there for an hour and a half or so until the cops (5 jam sandwiches and a riot van FFS!) and an ambulance finally showed up.
When me and the farmer tried to extricate it from the wire fence (It was caught under the bonnet which had nearly been ripped off) the towing eye post thing was broken in half and the floor of the crash structure was in bits. Oh and the roof was a really tight fit (or is that normal?)
From what I could see it will be a write off, it will need at least:
Clams front & rear
Crash structure
Windscreen
Bonnet + boot lid
2 rear alloys + 4 tyres
All 4 rear wishbones, hubs and toe links.
Chassis looked straight though.
Looked pretty new too. Cant remember what year, 55 plate I think.
Micheal, if your out there, hope everything works out ok, it's only plastic and metal.
I was the bloke in the dodgy grey basball cap
