Hey Shug.... It's that time!!!

[DDtB]

Might not be tit monday .... but it was certainly tit friday in the centre of Glasgow today!!!

hummuna hummuna.... roll on summer.....

[jj]

I rolled about in the van all day listening tae ey radio an swatching burds like a proper white van driver.

Lovely stuff.

[minkypotglory]

Weather, fantastic down here... been sunbathing all afternoon.Just sitting on the swing with the laptop seeing whats going on.Just as well i am married to the boss.

[Sanjøy]

I have heard of these sex swing gadgets ...

[Shug]

And DDtB correctly calls Tit Friday!!!

Would have gone cruizing in the Shugmobile, but the pimp version has a hole in the zorst at the mo....

Quality day

[Shug]

To explain - this was a mail I sent out to red-blooded males a couple of weeks ago. Thieved from SELC*CK, but no less funny (or true) because of that...

Chaps

Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading
into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you
find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find
yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence
in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the
comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last,
Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit
Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the
temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting
dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly
dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this
season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is
suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark
months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts
braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in
summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before
you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the
crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...

And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of
spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit
Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable
feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when
temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It
last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer,
temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005
dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly
stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to
bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so
that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating
the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from
the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat
pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is
holding up nipples.

So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your
mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will
be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early
starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more
level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder
dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps As the poet
said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.

[Tom]

Don't want to jump the gun on this as there have been a couple of possibles(including DDtb and tit friday). BUT is today the famous and legendary, Tit Monday?? I think it is.

[Sassy]

Er, as the female representation on this board I can confirm that it is in no way warm enough yet for anything other than a nice big wooly longsleeved polo neck and long trousers. And socks. And a scarf.

Sorry boys.

I'm saving my city shorts for another day.

[Tom]

Ah well. It's baking hot in Edinburgh.

[jj]

S, you had less than that on when you were in the showroom last week (cue innuendos oo-err).

Just been around the west end, nice views .

[rossybee]

I now make regular trips up & down Perth Rd in Dundee, past the Unis

[Shug]

Bunch o frickin' pervs in this place (pot/kettle)

I'm stuck out in the country now, with no views of city centre laydeez. Still, small downside compensated by the clean air, no hassle and negligable traffic

[jj]

Still, small downstairs

.......

[rossybee]

Perth Rd in Dundee, past the Unis

And a cosmopolitan bunch they are - all colours, creeds, you name it, it's wearing a tight vest

Not like this tho

[Shug]

Perth Rd in Dundee, past the Unis

And a cosmopolitan bunch they are - all colours, creeds, you name it, it's wearing a tight vest

Not like this tho

AAAAAAAAHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!!!!

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