Hello all you lovely people. As you all keep giving me gyp about buying my own car, I am getting fed up

. It looks like it may become reality, hopefully in the not too distant future, and as you may know, I quite fancy an S1. I don't need recomendations a la buy this one buy that one when are you gonna get one....etc
Basically i've never driven an S1 and before I buy one I'd like to drive one. Obviously i'll test drive the one I'm buying, but i'd like to have experienced one before that.
So, who'd like to let me drive theirs??(please don't make me grovel) Having driven the S2 exige, which understeers if anything, an S1 is a totally different beast. Much more prone to snap my arms off and chuck me into a hedge

But i'm actually not a very fast driver so I should be OK. I don't know where the best place to try one is but am flexible to meet you wherever. You will be amply rewarded with beer.
Oh, and feel free to say piss off if you don't want me near your pride and joy.
