Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:43 pm

Alarm set for a 5.00am start..... picking up Noops about 7.00am for a last diesel fueled blast down to Ayr...

Should have the car by 11.00am....

This will be the most powerful car I have ever driven with 340+bhp... Feels like a birthday...

BiggestNizzy · Post by **BiggestNizzy** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:47 pm

Victor Meldrew wrote:This will be the most powerful car I have ever driven with 340+bhp... Feels like a birthday...

Just remember those average speed camera's

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:21 pm

BiggestNizzy wrote:
Victor Meldrew wrote:This will be the most powerful car I have ever driven with 340+bhp... Feels like a birthday...

Just remember those average speed camera's

That reminds me... just bought a GPS Rider Global Positioning System from Novus systems... £50 from Aldi's.. voted Auto express best detector 2008.. bargain.

http://www.novus-gps.co.uk/Novus_GPS_Rider.php

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:49 pm

Victor Meldrew wrote:Alarm set for a 5.00am start..... picking up Noops about 7.00am for a last diesel fueled blast down to Ayr...

Should have the car by 11.00am....

This will be the most powerful car I have ever driven with 340+bhp... Feels like a birthday...

Nice work - drive carefully

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:50 am

We will watch for the two of you on the Ayrshire roads take care now

Post by **Shug** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:30 am

If you want a coffee (and to show it off) Pop past the house and I'll get a brew on

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:40 pm

6.3 mpg..........

thats what you get from the instant fuel consumption meter when you stick it in manual and hold down the loud pedal...

When I got home Lesley came out for a look with Megan, had the car in neutral and revved the engine a bit... "Daddy... is that a monster???"

"Oh yes Megan it certainly is"

But it gave me a decent 28mpg on the way back from dropping Noops off. The stereo is seriously loud with no distortion at all.. just need to get some music onto memory card for the exceptionally complex stereo and navigation system.. the book is bigger than some novels.. but after using it for a bit it s very intuitive.

The suspension is firm but not uncomfortable. I can see why the journalists say that the Audi isn't as focussed as an M3 but you dot always want t be knife edge sharp all the tie, at least with this uberbarge you can waft along at a sedate pace in comfort.

The pick up in sport mode or manual is pretty impressive, would give a stock Elise a real fright..

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:44 pm

Victor Meldrew wrote: That reminds me... just bought a GPS Rider Global Positioning System from Novus systems... £50 from Aldi's.. voted Auto express best detector 2008.. bargain.

http://www.novus-gps.co.uk/Novus_GPS_Rider.php

Must say.. this little bit of kit gets a big thumbs up from me.

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:46 pm

I am mostly sitting on a train (with free wifi) listening to an old bloke with headphones on singing along to a scottish music radio station... badly...

thank buggery for those Sure headphne I gotfrom Andy a while back...

BiggestNizzy · Post by **BiggestNizzy** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:10 am

NOOPS 160 wrote:51438........

Thats Numberwang!

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:12 am

Well you know what to do.... throw a honda at it...

BiggestNizzy · Post by **BiggestNizzy** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:02 am

NOOPS 160 wrote:
Victor Meldrew wrote:Well you know what to do.... throw a honda at it...
I could

But I won't

Keep it "K"

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:24 pm

NOOPS 160 wrote:Evening campers,

How does do you speed up the arrival of a (without med assistance) late baby.......... Old wife's tales welcome This baby is not for coming out......... . Had a brilliant day with both families however we're now stumped.........

Hot bath.

Curry.

Driving on a bumpy road.

Dont worry you will be a Grandpa soon enough

BiggestNizzy · Post by **BiggestNizzy** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:30 pm

A drive along a bumpy road, or lots of sex.

you could combine the 2, have sex in the back of the car while been driven down the road. although this may make all parties feeel uncomfortable.

and you may have a hell of a time explaining it if you get stopped by the police for not wearing seat belts

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:35 pm

NOOPS 160 wrote:Evening campers,

How does do you speed up the arrival of a (without med assistance) late baby.......... Old wife's tales welcome This baby is not for coming out......... . Had a brilliant day with both families however we're now stumped.........

Not really something you could have much imput in but a hot curry and a humpin is meant to work...

And if it doesnt then at least youve had a decent curry and a humpin

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