Bird poop...

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:38 pm

Not long off the phone tonight to Lesley and she tells me the S4 has a big huge stain/mark on the paint in the middle on the bonnet where some bird has pooped on it.... I asumed it was of the feathered variety but you never know...

Does anyone know a decent detailer in the Fife area..? The car could do with a proper polish as there are some other minor scuffs on it that should polish out.

First post in car care... slightly embarassed being here to be honest...

Neil72 · Post by **Neil72** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:45 pm

Ally is your man : http://www.scottishelises.com/phpbb/vie ... 13&t=15244

Paolo · Post by **Paolo** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:21 am

...bloody polishers

Neil72 · Post by **Neil72** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:28 am

Paolo wrote:...bloody polishers

meatball · Post by **meatball** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:16 pm

Paolo wrote:...bloody polishers

PMSL

allyrennie · Post by **allyrennie** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:14 pm

Victor Meldrew wrote:Not long off the phone tonight to Lesley and she tells me the S4 has a big huge stain/mark on the paint in the middle on the bonnet where some bird has pooped on it.... I asumed it was of the feathered variety but you never know...

Does anyone know a decent detailer in the Fife area..? The car could do with a proper polish as there are some other minor scuffs on it that should polish out.

First post in car care... slightly embarassed being here to be honest...

Just spoke to Lesley, you were wrong about the bird type, it was indeed Big Mary from leven that shat on your bonnet, I fear the worst.............

Will give her a call and go have a look at the shatmark sir, cheers

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:29 pm

allyrennie wrote: it was indeed Big Mary from leven that shat on your bonnet, I fear the worst.............

Will give her a call and go have a look at the shatmark sir, cheers

Best way to clean off;

then some

BiggestNizzy · Post by **BiggestNizzy** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:55 pm

don't (as my mother did) use a brillo pad!

edited as thats my maw so leave off!

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:59 pm

BiggestNizzy wrote:don't lick my mother use a brillo pad!

I will not be brilloing or licking anyones mother thank you very much

Post by **Shug** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:00 pm

Especially if that's her in the avatar

philthy · Post by **philthy** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:01 pm

BiggestNizzy wrote:don't (lik my mother) use a brillo pad!

anyone else read that the way I did?

rossybee · Post by **rossybee** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:04 pm

philthy wrote:
BiggestNizzy wrote:don't (lik my mother) use a brillo pad!
anyone else read that the way I did?

Yep

tut · Post by **tut** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:51 pm

Remember a bird once in Mombassa back in the 60's, and I had wire wool rash for days, as I swear blind that it actually was a Brillo pad down there.

tut

rossybee · Post by **rossybee** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:23 pm

No kebab-munching then tut?

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:48 pm

rossybee wrote:No kebab-munching then tut?

That reminds me... when is the next Dundee beers....

Scottish Elises

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