Paras v Royal Marines

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Paras v Royal Marines

Post by tut » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:03 pm

........nuff said

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Para loses lavatory damages claim

A former paratrooper has lost a three-year battle for compensation after falling into the urinal trough of a public toilet in the Borders.
Doug Porter slipped and fell in the toilets in Hawick.
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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by kenny » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:07 pm

Step away from the daytime TV tut.
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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by wee-mick » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:38 pm

tut wrote:........nuff said

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Para loses lavatory damages claim

A former paratrooper has lost a three-year battle for compensation after falling into the urinal trough of a public toilet in the Borders.
Doug Porter slipped and fell in the toilets in Hawick.
whilst wearing a dress and womans underwear no doubt!!!!!
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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by robin » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:36 pm

Ferret and a badger in a sack ... which one wins?
I is in your loomz nibblin ur wirez
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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by j2 lot » Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:59 am

The bookie :thumbsup
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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by tut » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:16 am

The sack........

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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by Ron » Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:48 am

I beg to differ:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/p ... 048303.ece

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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by TommyK » Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:56 am

:roll:

Ron - behave.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w ... 141745.ece

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Jan_Hamilton
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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by Ron » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:09 am

My mistake. Those pirates look like worthy adversaries. Must've been a tough fight :tired

As for Captain Hamilton. I think she's quite fit actually :love

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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by tut » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:02 pm

yep, I would dick her/him...........

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Re: Paras v Royal Marines

Post by BiggestNizzy » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:29 pm

na s/he's a 8 pinter, unless it was really dark face still looks like a bloke.
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