Took my wife for a one night stay at Skibo Castle for her 30th. Sat next to Tim Henman over lunch in the club house. I am not easily star struck and was so 'whatever' about it. Told the wife beforehand that she may meet some famous people there but to be cool.
She was hitting my leg with her mobile under the table and the text on it saying 'is that who I think it is?'
So much for acting cool
Also, saw Mr Big from Sex in the City on flight to ABZ. All the wimen were cooing over him......I was not!
Also also, met Lorraine Mackintosh from Deacon Blue in a church creche during a christening I was at. I had Jamie with me in the creche and she told me what a lovely baby I had. I wanted to her she had something nice too but held back....I have always had a thing for her! After she left her husband, Ricky Ross, popped his head round the door looking for his wife!
Also also also, (one for the pervs!) was in Spearmint Rhinos in Las Vegas during a stag-do and Jenna Jamieson was on stage doing some pole dancing! Yes.....Jenna Jamieson!