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Post by tut » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:14 pm

I was shopping in Tesco's yesterday with Verian, we had a trolley each, mine for the booze, and I bumped into a young chaps trolley (and no, he did not pull a knife)

I apologised and said sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

He said, that's OK but that is a bit of a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

He said she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?

I said it doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

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Post by Dominic » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:26 pm

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Post by j2 lot » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:49 pm

:damnfunny
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Post by ClarkyBoy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:29 pm

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Post by Conrad » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:02 pm

:D
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Post by mwmackenzie » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:13 pm

Thing is I believe that could and would actually happen :damnfunny

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Post by Mr Momo » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:48 pm

:lol:
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Re: Fridays funny

Post by pete » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:52 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(You're missing an apostrophe from the title - look someoine has to maintain standards.)
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Fridays funny

Post by RDH » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:56 am

pete wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

(You're missing an apostrophe from the title - look someoine has to maintain standards.)
Pete, you've added an 'i' in someone.
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Re: Fridays funny

Post by tut » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:05 am

Well spotted Rob, but that is twice I have slipped recently.

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