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by jj » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:52 am
.... of jeans that is. Fcuking car, getting in after jumping out to go to shops, I hear a RIIIIIIIP. 10cm "slash" right across the ar5e of my jeans.
Got meetings today as well, hope nobody notices!
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by timmsky » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:58 am
Ya scruffy sod - who in their right mind would wear jeans to work?
I bet you're one of these IT types aren't you

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by Shug » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:07 am
timmsky wrote:Ya scruffy sod - who in their right mind would wear jeans to work?
I bet you're one of these IT types aren't you

Noooo, he's an 'interior designer' - so easy access to his arse may not be the problem it might be for most......

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by Gareth » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:09 am
Exactly what I was thinking Shug!
J likes to receive!

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by jj » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:10 am
his arse may not be the problem it might be for most
Yup, makes scratching it easier whilst im working away.
Tenuous homosexuality link there shugster. You`re losing it!

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by timmsky » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:12 am
Shug wrote:timmsky wrote:Ya scruffy sod - who in their right mind would wear jeans to work?
I bet you're one of these IT types aren't you

Noooo, he's an 'interior designer' - so easy access to his arse may not be the problem it might be for most......

PMSL - a bit a Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen type then....
"lalala... where have all the flowers gone...."
..sees J skipping off into the distance with a lily in his teeth....

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by rossybee » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:28 am
"Could you pick up the soap please"

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by GregR » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:38 am
jke11y wrote:his arse may not be the problem it might be for most
Yup, makes scratching it easier whilst im working away.
Tenuous homosexuality link there shugster. You`re losing it!

tenuous? I snottered with laughter at that one

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by jj » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:40 am
It definately doesnt get any funnier the more its said.

Bit of banter, ripped jeans, gayness. Hmmmm

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by ninja » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:46 am
you must have a fat arse J as i can get in and out of my elise no problem at all. but then i have a normal sized bum!
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by Sanjøy » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:58 am
But were you wearing skin type drainpipe bleached jeans ?.
JJ Might be worth investing in some scissors and simply cutting the back out of all the jeans to prevent further incidents.
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by timmsky » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:08 am
Sanjoy wrote:But were you wearing skin type drainpipe bleached jeans ?.
JJ Might be worth investing in some scissors and simply cutting the back out of all the jeans to prevent further incidents.
Easier access 24/7 for your 'friends' too

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by jj » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:18 am
Oh stop it, such wit.

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by GregR » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:38 am
lmao
Poor JJ

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by jj » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:46 am
s`cool if you`ve met someone and its banter but casting aspersions stereotyping and then going on and on about it is boring.
ps greg I bet you`re like all those other lawyer types with your pinstripe suit on and £1200/hour charges.
