Grand Designs returns....

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Re: Grand Designs returns....

Post by kenny » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:12 pm

Could be brilliant but I think it will be crap.

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Post by renmure » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:02 pm

kenny wrote:Could be brilliant but I think it will be crap.
Think you were on the mark.
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Re: Grand Designs returns....

Post by kenny » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:05 pm

jesusfcukingchrist!

They have spunked £850k and it's a complete mess. It's vast, yet looks cluttered after they filled it with utter tat, sorry, collection. Particulary like that despite having acres, almost literally, of space they still kept everything open plan even the toilets so everyone can hear you loudly defecate. Lovely.

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Post by BiggestNizzy » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:17 pm

free barn + £850k = minghawk

If he had just set fire to the barn think what nice building he could have put in it's place.
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Grand Designs returns....

Post by colintinto » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:51 pm

I kind of liked it... Would be a great place for a party!

Awful lot of money for not a lot though.
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Post by Mikie711 » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:22 pm

It was a sh*t hole when they started and didn't get much better. Grating on the roof FFS.
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Post by j2 lot » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:27 pm

£850 k that they will never see again. Looked like Steptoes yard
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Re: Grand Designs returns....

Post by Stevoraith » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:22 am

Seven times the size of the average three-bedroom house (according to the guy) and they only put two bedrooms in it!

£850k for a two-bedroom house! WTF!!??
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Post by Dominic » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:47 am

That building had loads of potential - not realised by them. I liked the idea of the workshops; would make a great garage. Then do something completely different with the 'home' part of the barn. For starters, put everything that should have gone in a skip, into a skip, including their 'collections'.

Lets hope nobody is using the sh1tter when they are making coffee for guest... "one lump or two"... plop plop... :shock:
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Post by IanD » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:03 pm

kenny wrote:jesusfcukingchrist!

They have spunked £850k and it's a complete mess. It's vast, yet looks cluttered after they filled it with utter tat, sorry, collection. Particulary like that despite having acres, almost literally, of space they still kept everything open plan even the toilets so everyone can hear you loudly defecate. Lovely.
Agree, but you could have guessed that would be the end result almost as soon as you saw the couple on screen. I was hoping the guys Engineering knowledge along with this sculpture side was going to come through and produce something good but unfortunately the arty/alternative side across both of them won over and they have built a very expensive cluttered presentation of their tat........shame

Even after 4 hair colours changes she didn't look any better either....
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Post by Dominic » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:05 pm

IanD wrote:
Even after 4 hair colours changes she didn't look any better either....
Yup... I had the thought at the start of the show; 'here's one that won't be up the duff during the show'
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Re: Grand Designs returns....

Post by j2 lot » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:46 pm

Dominic wrote:
IanD wrote:
Even after 4 hair colours changes she didn't look any better either....
Yup... I had the thought at the start of the show; 'here's one that won't be up the duff during the show'
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Re: Grand Designs returns....

Post by kenny » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:23 pm

IanD wrote:you could have guessed that would be the end result almost as soon as you saw the couple on screen
Yep, Grauniad readers. You can tell.

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Re: Grand Designs returns....

Post by chris_c201 » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:06 am

£850k to take a dump in a grain silo with no roof....each to their own I suppose!
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Re: Grand Designs returns....

Post by jj » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:01 pm

Self sufficient Eco-yawn-house coming up going by the listing on tv guide.

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