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Heads up again! Would you be insured....

Post by r055 » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:45 pm

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Post by Dominic » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:55 am

Would make for an interesting call to the insurance company...
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Post by robin » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:10 am

I'm not a Telegraph (or any newspaper) reader. I am surprised by the poor grammar in this article!! The information content is a bit sparse too ;-) What's the betting they just copied this from somewhere else!
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into the Earths atmosphere

[missing apostrophe]

X-ray Surveys

[Survey is not a proper noun]

earth

[Earth is a proper noun in this context; used as a proper noun earlier in same article!]

telescopes' mirror

[There is only one telescope, so should be telescope's]

to scatter over a 50 mile wide somewhere

[A 50 mile wide what?]

the equator.

[The Equator is a proper noun]
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Post by Rich H » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:20 am

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Post by pete » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:28 am

Robin was this you?

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Re: Heads up again! Would you be insured....

Post by robin » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:28 pm

No! I would have done a better job on matching the original font ;-) Actually, I wouldn't do such a thing.

Normally I don't care (other than in jest with Tut etc.), but I was amazed that the Telegraph, the sort of newspaper that you might expect to be the last bastion of proper English, would publish an article like that.

Honestly, I don't go looking for missing apostrophes ..

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Re: Heads up again! Would you be insured....

Post by tut » Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:11 pm

Robin, can you get number two correct?

http://www.primaryresources.co.uk/onlin ... rophes.htm

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Post by rossybee » Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:32 pm

Got them all correct :tard

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Post by Skyenet » Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:33 pm

tut wrote:Robin, can you get number two correct?

http://www.primaryresources.co.uk/onlin ... rophes.htm

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Post by tut » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:28 pm

So what is with the answer to two?

Tried the apostrophe in the correct position, then in the other one and not at all, but it would still not give me a correct.

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Post by tut » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:39 pm

Remember how disappointed I was when I went out to Singapore in '63 as a sprog Royal Marine, and despite the wind ups, discovered that slotty's did not run horizontal, but were the same as the rest of the world.

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Post by rossybee » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:51 pm

tut wrote:Remember how disappointed I was when I went out to Singapore in '63 as a sprog Royal Marine, and despite the wind ups, discovered that slotty's did not run horizontal, but were the same as the rest of the world.

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Slottys in that context has no apostrophe <BG>
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Post by Noops » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:03 pm

rossybee wrote:
tut wrote:Remember how disappointed I was when I went out to Singapore in '63 as a sprog Royal Marine, and despite the wind ups, discovered that slotty's did not run horizontal, but were the same as the rest of the world.

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Slottys in that context has no apostrophe <BG>
discovered that slotty's did not run horizontal, but were the same as the rest of the world. Tut sometimes your observations are priceless ...... :lol: :damnfunny
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Post by kevham » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:11 pm

Despite failing Higher English twice, I still managed to get all the apostrophes in the correct place!

In number two, it is assumed that the ball belongs to all of the girls and so the answer is:

Tina, Lucy, Laura and Pat were playing. Jamie crept up and kicked the girls' ball.

Back to the original post, I'm off to check my policy...... Nah, I can't be bothered. I'll take a chance on it landing on my uninsured Metro shed. :D
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Re: Heads up again! Would you be insured....

Post by tut » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:19 pm

That is what I put in first time Kev, it marked all the words up as correct in red, but would not come up with the single answer of "correct".

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