Sex in a Lotus

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Post by Sanjøy » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:53 am

I pity the fool who bough my old station wagon, inside, outside, that thing was like a plasterers radio.

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Re: Sex in a Lotus

Post by Shug » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:29 pm

bertieduff wrote:Is it actually physically possible to have sex in an elise? :scratch

Funnily enough when I get behind the wheel it's one of the few times when this isn't foremost in my mind :lol:

Never considered it until my better half raised the question at the weekend......(Kenny, that's not why we went sideways btw)

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Roof on.

Neither she nor I were shortarses.....
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Re: Sex in a Lotus

Post by CSK_423 » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:39 pm

Shug wrote:
bertieduff wrote:Is it actually physically possible to have sex in an elise? :scratch

Funnily enough when I get behind the wheel it's one of the few times when this isn't foremost in my mind :lol:

Never considered it until my better half raised the question at the weekend......(Kenny, that's not why we went sideways btw)

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Yes

Roof on.

Neither she nor I were shortarses.....
...........but she wasn't fully inflated :P
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Re: Sex in a Lotus

Post by Shug » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:46 pm

CSK_423 wrote:
Shug wrote:
bertieduff wrote:Is it actually physically possible to have sex in an elise? :scratch

Funnily enough when I get behind the wheel it's one of the few times when this isn't foremost in my mind :lol:

Never considered it until my better half raised the question at the weekend......(Kenny, that's not why we went sideways btw)

Diagrams?
Yes

Roof on.

Neither she nor I were shortarses.....
...........but she wasn't fully inflated :P
:finger

There were appropriate areas of her physique which were amply inflated, thank you very much

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Post by boyner » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:53 pm

I pity the fool who bough my old station wagon, inside, outside, that thing was like a plasterers radio.
That is a qulaity comment!! :lol:

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Re: Sex in a Lotus

Post by mac » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:00 pm

Shug wrote:
CSK_423 wrote:
Shug wrote: Yes

Roof on.

Neither she nor I were shortarses.....
...........but she wasn't fully inflated :P
:finger

There were appropriate areas of her physique which were amply inflated, thank you very much

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Re: Sex in a Lotus

Post by Shug » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:11 pm

mac wrote:
Shug wrote:
CSK_423 wrote: ...........but she wasn't fully inflated :P
:finger

There were appropriate areas of her physique which were amply inflated, thank you very much

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Post by Sanjøy » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:37 pm

Big Red ?

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Post by kowalski » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:42 pm

it is possible with the roof on but it's much better without it... assuming it's not raining :roll:
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Post by mac » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:51 pm

is this "roof on" code for taking precautions?




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Post by r10crw » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:05 pm

Over the roll bar, feet in the seats, and it even keeps her hands warm. Pax seat both facing forward for the roof on but never managed any of that lovie dovie facing each other stuff. Craig.
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Post by bertieduff » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:58 pm

r10crw wrote:Over the roll bar, feet in the seats, and it even keeps her hands warm. Pax seat both facing forward for the roof on but never managed any of that lovie dovie facing each other stuff. Craig.
I hope you slowed down for the corners. :shock:
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Re: Sex in a Lotus

Post by bertieduff » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:13 pm

CSK_423 wrote:
Shug wrote:
bertieduff wrote:Is it actually physically possible to have sex in an elise? :scratch

Funnily enough when I get behind the wheel it's one of the few times when this isn't foremost in my mind :lol:

Never considered it until my better half raised the question at the weekend......(Kenny, that's not why we went sideways btw)

Diagrams?
Yes

Roof on.

Neither she nor I were shortarses.....
...........but she wasn't fully inflated :P
Not exactly what I had in mind, but...... :lol: Image
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Post by Blaque » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:31 am

That's Dezzy's Car :shock:
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Post by simon » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:00 am

Looks more like yours, it's not a 'yota anyway ;)
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