No Loti outside Murrays

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Re: No Loti outside Murrays

Post by pete » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:18 am

campbell wrote:I can never hear them over kerching noises from nearby ;-)
What the hell is kerching?
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Re: No Loti outside Murrays

Post by campbell » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:23 am

kerching, n., "ker-Ching", phonetic term for the noise of a (now outmoded) cash register or "till". Often used in context of spending or being charged money for an ostentatious or expensive purchase. See also moolah, wonga, coin.
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Re: No Loti outside Murrays

Post by pete » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:25 am

robin wrote:I have a picture of tom sitting in the "Bat-Mobile" Evora that used to be in the showroom ... he was about 12 at the time, so he has an excuse for making vroom noises. You, on the other hand, do not :-)
What else am I supposed to do? Brandon won't let me start them, let alone let me drive them.

Graham used to sit next to me and make the brmm brmm noises for me, he'd even time them to coincide with my foot movements (although he was never able to accurately emulate the Toyota's high pitched scream his impression of the VHPD has to be heard to be believed.)

Brandon refuses to make the noises, indeed any suggestion of it causes the same conflict on his face that offering him the shed as a part exchange does.
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Re: No Loti outside Murrays

Post by pete » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:27 am

campbell wrote:kerching, n., "ker-Ching", phonetic term for the noise of a (now outmoded) cash register or "till". Often used in context of spending or being charged money for an ostentatious or expensive purchase. See also moolah, wonga, coin.
Ahhhh!

Oh they so need that, loud speakers to amplify it throughout the dealership when they make a sale and a massive screen with a gif of an old cash register.
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Re: No Loti outside Murrays

Post by robin » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:51 am

And a cackling Mr Burns style character operating it with sub title "Another sucker ..." :-)

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Re: No Loti outside Murrays

Post by Al. » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:07 pm

Going back to original post with complaints it should be pointed out Monday is Brandon's normal day off so certainly not representative of the normal service and greeting. :thumbsup

Shame for you and does not excuse the other salespersons or reception desk staff. :?

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Re: No Loti outside Murrays

Post by Mikie711 » Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:59 pm

Did see the post on bookface about the ongoing renovations, so are they back in the Kia garage from whence they came :)
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Re: No Loti outside Murrays

Post by Scotty C » Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:20 pm

Mikie711 wrote:Did see the post on bookface about the ongoing renovations, so are they back in the Kia garage from whence they came :)
I think there post on Facebook came out after this post :mrgreen:
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No Loti outside Murrays

Post by DDtB » Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:15 am

There were about 10 cars parked outside today and same again inside when I was there.... Including the Evora 400 which Brandon was kind enough to let me take for a wee blast.

They're parked against the wall opposite the showroom... Maybe look behind you next time folks ;)





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Re: No Loti outside Murrays

Post by Simon82 » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:49 am

DDtB wrote:There were about 10 cars parked outside today and same again inside when I was there.... Including the Evora 400 which Brandon was kind enough to let me take for a wee blast.

They're parked against the wall opposite the showroom... Maybe look behind you next time folks ;)
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