Three Word Story

Post by **Shug** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:55 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian

caleebra · Post by **caleebra** » Mon May 09, 2005 3:23 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Mon May 09, 2005 7:50 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this

caleebra · Post by **caleebra** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:20 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and

Gareth · Post by **Gareth** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:44 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive

caleebra · Post by **caleebra** » Tue May 10, 2005 1:53 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the

Post by **Shug** » Tue May 10, 2005 3:38 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown

Gareth · Post by **Gareth** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:45 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound.

caleebra · Post by **caleebra** » Tue May 10, 2005 5:17 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Post by **Shug** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:00 pm

ROFLOL!!!

Gareth · Post by **Gareth** » Wed May 11, 2005 3:42 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked

Post by **Shug** » Wed May 11, 2005 4:40 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy

caleebra · Post by **caleebra** » Wed May 11, 2005 5:36 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from

Gareth · Post by **Gareth** » Thu May 12, 2005 10:41 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil

Post by **simon** » Thu May 12, 2005 11:35 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and