Errrrrrr, WTF?

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Errrrrrr, WTF?

Post by rossybee » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:45 pm

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lotus-Elise-damag ... dZViewItem

Apologies if it's been posted before :roll:
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Post by Daveb » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:50 pm

Flinstone Elise?? :lol:

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Post by The_Rossatron » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:06 pm

Relisted due to "dreamers".

It's always been a dream of mine to own half a written off Elise.
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Post by Dominic » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:10 pm

How do you do that to an elise??? :? Sideways into a tree at speed?
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Post by Rag_It » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:17 pm

Jack it up not using the correct Jack points!!!! :wink:

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Post by BiggestNizzy » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:43 pm

If I had the cash I would the front steering looks intact ;)
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Post by Ricky_111R » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:37 pm

"Easy Fix to the right person"....He talking about miracle workers??
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Post by Scottynic » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:53 pm

wheres the rest of it?

I seriously doubt that that is "repairable!"
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Post by GregR » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:57 pm

looks like the actual chasis has been cut out of that car :shock:

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Post by Shug » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:58 pm

Scottynic wrote:wheres the rest of it?

I seriously doubt that that is "repairable!"
'Repairable', as in 'take everything off it and put it on a new chassis' :wink:

Doable, but not economical....
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Post by BiggestNizzy » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:20 pm

Shug wrote:
Scottynic wrote:wheres the rest of it?

I seriously doubt that that is "repairable!"
'Repairable', as in 'take everything off it and put it on a new chassis' :wink:

Doable, but not economical....
the side beam has been removed so the chassis is scrap they are the most expensive extrusions as they are curved and I doubt lotus or even hydro would sell a replacement the car is only usefull for parts
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Post by Edin430 » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:55 pm

The whole thing = :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny

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Post by Shug » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:58 pm

BiggestNizzy wrote:
Shug wrote:
Scottynic wrote:wheres the rest of it?

I seriously doubt that that is "repairable!"
'Repairable', as in 'take everything off it and put it on a new chassis' :wink:

Doable, but not economical....
the side beam has been removed so the chassis is scrap they are the most expensive extrusions as they are curved and I doubt lotus or even hydro would sell a replacement the car is only usefull for parts
You can get a complete bare chassis (if you wait long enough) The manufacture process means it's not really suitable for fixing. So if you were daft enough, you could buy a bare chassis and re-chassis it.

Like I say, uneconomical :wink:
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Post by Matelotman » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:04 pm

Surely you would have to buy a new chassis or else it would be classed as a ringer?
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Post by Edin430 » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:05 pm

or just buy one that works? :lol:

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