- don't pay fine
- warrent get's issued for your arrest
- hand yourself in to the police on a thursday night
- next morning you will be up in court for non payment
- plead guilty
- your sentence will be halved from 7 days to 3 days
- but that means you get out on a sunday
- they don't let people out on a sunday
- so you walk free from court having done your time (thursday night)
- this also has the added bonus of a free education in criminality from fellow cons
Also if you want to shoplift (wait till the christmas crackdown is over) you have to get caught and cautioned 30 times before you goto court and get fined

tell the judge that you drive a lotus normally and as the car you where driving was quieter and didn't give the same sensation of speed that you are used to you crept up, you understand that your speed was excessive and normally you wouldn't do that etc etc.
