Pulled by unmarked Audi........

[Noops]

Hi went with neil this morning to court watched the in car footage of neil driving 1 minute and a half of driving at speed .Hay hoe never mind well get through it.

Mags

Did you get a copy

I did ask, however they declined.. , in coart to begin with , I laughed at the amout of druggies buying a fiver's worth of dope etc . admonished ( why bother)

A woman using somthing else to stay awake for days on end this story was better than Emerdale... was given probation ( ok )

Another growing canibis plants was also given probation. ( cheers boss )

A guy about the same age as me still being looked after by his aging pairents with obvious signs of being a retard was put on the sex offenders list, he dident know where he was or what was happening to him...( next

What a laugh the sheriff must have

[Noops]

Gutted for you bud.

Just and idea but are you allowed to instruct ? Would you be permitted to sit in the pax seat while a 17 yr old drove you to jobs ?

Can't see how ...I don't have a licance Unless they have passed the full test... I''ve only been of the road 4 hours and Mags has me sh*t myself the way she hoons around I'll be a fcuk wreck by the end of the week

[cstrachan]

Might need to remove the

"We don't arrive at your door on our horse"

from your web site now.

Hope the year passes quick and be thankful it is not a leap year.

[quattroboy]

Very sorry to read this Neil ,yet again our countrys judicial system seems to favour the easy catch of a normally law abiding tax payer....years ban seems very harsh

[Noops]

Very sorry to read this Neil ,yet again our countrys judicial system seems to favour the easy catch of a normally law abiding tax payer....years ban seems very harsh

I diden't get the chance to do a quattroboy ......

[Noops]

Cheers again all,

Mags is in the middle of booking a superb little pad in Bute for a few of days of R&R for us both , I can take my kayak and totaly chill out practicing for my 3* in a fortnights time

All booked, if you see a kangeroo van with lady driver a kayak on the roof in Glasgow tomorrow tis us

[Stewart]

Bad luck Neil. Not too much else to add that hasn't already been said.

[Modena Scotland]

Sorry Neil, join the club . I was banned for 12 months, doing 109mph in 60 (was in newspapers and local TV too ). Fined £450 and had to take the extended test.

[Noops]

Sorry Neil, join the club . I was banned for 12 months, doing 109mph in 60 (was in newspapers and local TV too ). Fined £450 and had to take the extended test.

Thankfully it slowed you down , Dito 109 mph, exclusive club this , membership not welcome

[mwmackenzie]

I've also had a year for 107.5 average over 5 miles on the M74 in the Esprit back in 2000... do we get caps and badges lol

[woody]

Bad luck Neil Hope you enjoy the kayaking though.

I took an unplanned three month sabbatical from driving until a week or so ago; it's not as bad as I'd have feared, and you've got Mags to keep the 160 ticking, lumpily, over.

[Doc883]

When I was serving in Germany back in 1987 I got caught doing 140km/h in a 60, not in a built up area or anything but the end of the 61 autobahn.Crafty German plod were hiding. I was already slowing when they clocked me Because I was driving a British Forces Germany registered car (black plates,white text) they didn't bother taking me to court or trying to ban me so hit me with a fine the equivalent of £300. Had my details splashed over pretty much every inch of wall space in the Barracks as a warning to others. Lesson learnt.
Bad luck on the ban but chin-up.

[Noops]

I'm enjoying a rather expencive nice bottle of red wine right now, I still have two legs, two arms, a head with some brain cells left ( not many), with means to get by...I will see my grandaughter on Saterday, life goes on ...as I explained to someone by PM the other night, compaired to what I've been through as a youngster this untimly eposode is nothing compaired to the past....

I'm going to relax, get everyone else to help for a change instead of me doing all the work..., the offers from all everywhere have been briliant and I wont be stuck frends, helpers and SE will be involved if you want some shooting you can to do the running around etc. After years of day to day driving which I'm not that fussed for anyway I will muddle through.. The bit I will miss is the proper stuff that reminded why I began driving aged 12 in the first place.

Anyway I'm away for a few days of R&R so stay safe and don't go as fast as I did and if you do remember to look hard in the mirror to see what's not right behind you but well behind you or you just might by default join the 109 club .......

Noops

[campbell]

I've also had a year for 107.5 average over 5 miles on the M74 in the Esprit back in 2000... do we get caps and badges lol

Naughty step the lot of you.

You'll bring this community into disrepute.

[campbell]

Neil,

Tough break. Will watch out for you on Police! Camera! Action! in due course.

£300 is a lot of money when things have been tight.

12 months out of the saddle is going to feel really weird, at least at first. You may need to enforce a ban on Mags as well, though, or at least speed limit all your vehicles to 60. Can you imagine if she got herself done, you'd both have to ride around on a bloody tandem for goodness' sake. And I know who'd be doing the pedalling.

But re-sitting your test...well, you have a year to swot up for it but I don't know how you are going to get any practice in (legally) or what crackpot instructor would take you on

Enjoy Bute.

Campbell