fecking little barstewards!!!
Really sorry to hear that Rob. That's such bad luck. And I thought the West End was meant to be a nice place to live!

Things like this make me determined to buy a house with a garage!
I just don't understand the random vandalism mentality at all. I could almost understand it (although obviously don't agree with it) if it was someone who was deliberately out to get you, but the random thing just confuses me. It's just utter jealousy. A guy I know had his Audi A4 convertible keyed, and had the wing mirrors kicked off a couple of times. Lives in Park Circus, which I also thought was nice. I guess they target the nice areas.
Hope you get it sorted soon mate and without too much expense.
Do you think a car cover would help? Can you padlock car covers on? Or could you rig up some kind of alarm to the car cover? Probably a stupid idea, but just trying to think how you could catch them or discourage them . . .